5 reasons old ladies are cooler than you

5. Orthopedic shoes. Why wait til you’re old to have comfy shoes? Sure, they look like a cross between a cardboard box and a melted Madam Tussauds sculpture, but they’re like a 401k for your ENTIRE BODY.

4. Silver is the color of power and unicorns.

3. Cheap and/or free breakfast.

2. Excuse for anything (“Was that speed bump a human body? Must’ve been a senior moment, officer!”)

1. Betty White (and her muffin). ‘Nuff said.

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