llamas vs. emus

If a llama and an emu ran into each other, this is probably what it would sound like.

llama: WTF?

emu: I’m sorry. Come again?

llama: You’re always pretending to be me, and people are always thinking I’m you. What’s going on there?

emu: WOW you have a lot of anger. Seeing as llamas have the double-letter thing going on and seem more popular, don’t you think I should be the one who’s feathers are ruffled?

llama: You don’t HAVE feathers.

emu: Sho’ do! Next you’ll be sayin’ I can’t fly. I can lay an egg faster than you can say Cephalopod.

llama: You’re weird.

emu: At least I don’t spit.

llama: You better leave before I send you alpacaing.

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