BABIES AREN’T ZEN

Wow. If by “Wishing for a baby” they mean “Wishing for a baby kitten that never ages, but not a human child, no,” then yes!

Hmm, many roads I can take? Family-building? Suddenly reproduction sounds a whole lot like highway construction work, complete with miniature orange hard hats. I guess the metaphor works. You can’t “build” a “family” without a “hammer,” and if children are absolutely necessary, hopefully someone will get screwed. (Would abortion be a U-turn?)

But really? A road sign that says FAMILY on it? Better luck with a rest stop, or Dunkin Donuts, or Humptulips.