BABIES AREN’T ZEN

Inside a recent tiramisu chocolate wrapper: “What would you attempt to do if you knew you would not fail?”

1. I would not ATTEMPT to do anything. I would DO something. Ever heard of Yoda?
2. This is not a Dove promise. This is a question. What happened to “Wear something red. It looks good on you,” or “You deserve it!” or “You’re right; your husband WAS sleeping with that waitress, and that’s why he didn’t want to go there anymore; it wasn’t your imagination”?
3. Who am I telling the answer to? The executives at Dove? I’m pretty sure they don’t have a slew of licensed therapists on staff readily awaiting my answer.